NOT SO LONG, LONG AGO
IN A GALAXY THAT'S,
LIKE, RIGHT HERE
We were tired of being enslaved in low-wage corporate prisons.
The Emporium Project was created to challenge and elevate boring print culture with original artwork, experimental apparel techniques, live customization, and designs that feel human instead of mass-produced. We are here to reclaim our rightful place in the galaxy....
and yada yada yada save the whales yada yada.....
Randy
14% computer nerd
16% engineer
20% creative genius
22% mad scientist
28% empire builder
100% Wookee
Founder of The Emporium Project, New Kasheeek LLC
& professional creator of unnecessary but extremely cool ideas.
Mike
someBODY once told me
Mike was lowkey homie
Quietly supporting the machine
Matt
Head of Sales/Peon Handler
Built for the long run
This guy will outwork everyone
Matt gets the job done.
OUR STORY
Generic corporate merch hurt our feelings.
So we started making the kind of stuff we actually wanted to wear — weird designs, inside jokes, internet memes, glowing experiments, event merch, and apparel that feels like it came from another, way super cooler, timeline.
The Emporium Project is the first venture under New Kasheeek: a growing collection of ideas, businesses, experiments, and probably several future OSHA violations.
Today it’s apparel.
Tomorrow? Who knows.
Taco trucks. Energy systems. Logistics. Galactic expansion. We’re keeping our options open.
